Spooky Stuff

  May as well be the house on a cliff in psycho: I mean this place is reeaaaly creepy; there's plain jane you can't quite feel sorry for (she's this side of catatonic half the time) and her bug-eyed father whose voice is a cross between a slowed 33 1/3LP and an old truck that …

Say spoooon

Something special about a spoon, something beyond the fact that it has retained its aura of synonym for smoochin'... Or is it the bullseye mirror view? I think maybe it's the way you can turn it to cup on your lip and suck it like a lollipop The thinnest spoons are best, like fine china. …