Sentences that start with shit
Are always bound to be a hit
And follows fast the couplet piss
Will it please? It cannot miss!
Too coy? Well then, sir, here’s to fuck
Sure to prove you are no schmuck
And even if your rhymes are cunted
Self-named “adults” are not affronted
For censorship I have no use
[The tongue can parry great abuse]
This said, what passes here for art
Has less wit even than a fart
Dedicated to all the idiots who think
a foul mouth somehow suggests talent.