I awoke in a room filled with nothing, blue paint chipping off the walls. I went to school and used to tap dance. I once tap-danced on roller skates and broke my arm. [No, I am not joking.] I once kicked a policeman because. . . I really don’t remember. I once got married [but that was such a disaster] Sometimes my life feels like a disturbing photo – as if it is not really the way it looks, but then sometimes trees do eat bicycles, sometimes miracles happen, he sells his house and comes to live on the English Channel. With me.